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Well now that it has been resolved I can tell everyone what happened.

at about 0200 this morning @HEX and I were tipped off that the Just Us Department was going to launch a denial of service attack on gun friendly websites. The AFT and other Alphabet agencies were part of the plan. So we called @NYGuns and set our secret plan into motion. Several calls were made to several building reporting naked women were marching down the main streets of several major cities carrying signs offering free sex to agents of the alphabet soup agencies. So the denial of service attack was delayed while all the horny perverts in those agencies ran out of the building with raging boners. When they couldn’t find said women they had to go find a local peep show to rub one out. Needless to say they were pissed, embarrassed and wanted revenge so they started their attack a few hours late. By that time @NYGuns had hid the site behind a fake out of order internet site so their attack was unsuccessful. This fake out of order site gave all of you guys the run around ( sorry could not help it and tip off the NYS stooges). The Agents finally gave up a few hours ago when emails about the peep show fiasco showed up on Hillary’s secret server. The House of Representatives are trying to get ahold of the emails now. Film at 11.


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dsdmmat said:
Well now that it has been resolved I can tell everyone what happened.

at about 0200 this morning @HEX and I were tipped off that the Just Us Department was going to launch a denial of service attack on gun friendly websites. The AFT and other Alphabet agencies were part of the plan. So we called @NYGuns and set our secret plan into motion. Several calls were made to several building reporting naked women were marching down the main streets of several major cities carrying signs offering free sex to agents of the alphabet soup agencies. So the denial of service attack was delayed while all the horny perverts in those agencies ran out of the building with raging boners. When they couldn’t find said women they had to go find a local peep show to rub one out. Needless to say they were pissed, embarrassed and wanted revenge so they started their attack a few hours late. By that time @NYGuns had hid the site behind a fake out of order internet site so their attack was unsuccessful. This fake out of order site gave all of you guys the run around ( sorry could not help it and tip off the NYS stooges). The Agents finally gave up a few hours ago when emails about the peep show fiasco showed up on Hillary’s secret server. The House of Representatives are trying to get ahold of the emails now. Film at 11.
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Rat bastards. How low will they go?
 
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dsdmmat said:
Well now that it has been resolved I can tell everyone what happened.

at about 0200 this morning @HEX and I were tipped off that the Just Us Department was going to launch a denial of service attack on gun friendly websites. The AFT and other Alphabet agencies were part of the plan. So we called @NYGuns and set our secret plan into motion. Several calls were made to several building reporting naked women were marching down the main streets of several major cities carrying signs offering free sex to agents of the alphabet soup agencies. So the denial of service attack was delayed while all the horny perverts in those agencies ran out of the building with raging boners. When they couldn’t find said women they had to go find a local peep show to rub one out. Needless to say they were pissed, embarrassed and wanted revenge so they started their attack a few hours late. By that time @NYGuns had hid the site behind a fake out of order internet site so their attack was unsuccessful. This fake out of order site gave all of you guys the run around ( sorry could not help it and tip off the NYS stooges). The Agents finally gave up a few hours ago when emails about the peep show fiasco showed up on Hillary’s secret server. The House of Representatives are trying to get ahold of the emails now. Film at 11.


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I call fake news. We all know they would only run out of their buildings if there was little kids for them to touch and dogs to shoot. We all know they have no interest in women.
 
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