State of the Union 2024 - 3/7

[Dr. Evil]

Who here plans on watching? I can't stomach it although I expect him to make it through just fine due to all of the rehearsing he's been doing (MIA lately as per usual), an ear piece and the drugs/caffeine he will be hopped up on. I think it will go something like this though.

- Republicans want to take away a woman's right to choose (even though it is up to the states and not federal).
- Republicans killed the "bipartisan" immigration bill.
- Donald Trump is an insurrectionist.
- Prices are coming down.
- Jobs are on the rise.
- Violent crime is falling (just like Brandon).
- Blah, blah, blah...

If I did watch, which I wont, the best drinking game I could play considering I don't drink is to have a swig every time Brandon mentions Lakin Riley's name.

 

[fresch]

I think it will be more like this..
- My ass was wiped.
-I just ahh umm ahh pooped my diaper.
- I'll be the best senator China ever saw.
-Is she 9 yet because she looks 12 umm (insert lick vid).
-We have the best cheating people on it again.
-Come on man I don't work for you! I work for the 10% big guy fee.
-You are a dog face butt humper trans you know the thing.

 

[prambo]

 

[kev74]

I don't think I could make it through the whole thing.

I'll be looking forward to the memes afterwards.

 

[Xae289]

It would make for a decent game of bingo if you also took a shot with every square you hit.

 

[MothMan]

I am going to watch. Along with a pile of knerf bricks to throw at the tv.

 

[kev74]

Joe's feeling confident!

 

[Phazer]

Not gonna waste my time.

When the bar for a presidential speech is set so low that the guy in office simply has to not die on stage in order to be deemed "successful," I'm out.

Let's go Brandon!

 

[pjzwtl]

Stumblefuckshitshispants up there the whole time live? Embarrassing….

 

[stokes]

I may watch 5 mins or so just to get a look at how drugged up they have him so he can follow the teleprompter.

 

[Hochulsucks1234]

Who here plans on watching? I can't stomach it although I expect him to make it through just fine due to all of the rehearsing he's been doing (MIA lately as per usual), an ear piece and the drugs/caffeine he will be hopped up on. I think it will go something like this though.

- Republicans want to take away a woman's right to choose (even though it is up to the states and not federal).
- Republicans killed the "bipartisan" immigration bill.
- Donald Trump is an insurrectionist.
- Prices are coming down.
- Jobs are on the rise.
- Violent crime is falling (just like Brandon).
- Blah, blah, blah...

If I did watch, which I wont, the best drinking game I could play considering I don't drink is to have a swig every time Brandon mentions Lakin Riley's name.

You forgot..
- MAGA bad
- MAGA more bad
- You vote MAGA you are a terrorist, come on man
- MAGA

Nope, not watching

 

[REF]

His handlers must be having a nervous breakdown!!

 

[GOYABEAN]

 

[Saltwater60]

I just read an article how this will be the most important thing he does and how his approval ratings have slipped into the 30’s, how he’s losing in every poll, and losing in the battleground states that will decide the election. It’s pretty grim for him right now as I see it but hey.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I fully expect the MSM, especially MSDNC and CNN to almost be in tears describing how this speech was the best they have ever heard and rivaled Dr. King's, "I have a dream" speech. They will also say this proves that there is no cognitive decline and he is the sharpest he has ever been.

 

[fresch]

I just read an article how this will be the most important thing he does and how his approval ratings have slipped into the 30’s, how he’s losing in every poll, and losing in the battleground states that will decide the election. It’s pretty grim for him right now as I see it but hey.

So, you are predicting a landslide win!?

 

[Saltwater60]

So, you are predicting a landslide win!?

It’s very early to tell that honestly. Anything could happen between now and then. Biden might get replaced for all we know.

 

[stokes]

They will also say this proves that there is no cognitive decline and he is the sharpest he has ever been.

They already claim 20 drs have found him to be mentally fit. So why arent they charging him in the classified docs thing? Because they dont care how open the corruption is. Yeah, Trump exposed them so now it shows that its too late to stop them.

 

[Defilade]

I shall watch the Meme's. They tend to capture his best moments.

 

[Dr. Evil]

They already claim 20 drs have found him to be mentally fit. So why arent they charging him in the classified docs thing? Because they dont care how open the corruption is. Yeah, Trump exposed them so now it shows that its too late to stop them.

While you can't have it both ways, somehow, they seem to be able to.

 

[stokes]

Somehow, they seem to be able to.

Why are they able to? Because they have control of everyfuckinthing.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Why are they able to? Because they have control of everyfuckinthing.

Because nobody holds them accountable. Your turn lol.

 

[stokes]

Because they control those that are able to hold them accountable. Back to you

 

[tirwin1]

 

[Dr. Evil]

Because they control those that are able to hold them accountable. Back to you

Because until proven otherwise... we're fucked.

 

[Jmac00]

just so you guys know, President Trump will be doing a LIVE rebuttal on Truth Social.

I was going suggest a drinking game, when shitsHisPants tells a lie, take a shot, but I think we would all be dead of alcohol poisoning 10 minutes in

 

[Dr. Evil]

just so you guys know, President Trump will be doing a LIVE rebuttal on Truth Social.

I was going suggest a drinking game, when shitsHisPants tells a lie, take a shot, but I think we would all be dead of alcohol poisoning 10 minutes in

Who is doing the Republican response?

 

[Jmac00]

Who is doing the Republican response?

IDK?

 

[tirwin1]

The country is in the best hands.


His staff is as incompetent as he is.

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

I predict it will be as short as his handlers can make it be. Probably will barely make it an hour.

It's past bedtime And they absolutely don't want him having an opportunity to go off script into incoherent senile ramblings.

They will try to protect him from himself and go with less is more approach because they know he is not lucid and clear minded.

Personally I hope he totally goes off script live on tv before the campaign and embarrasses himself