BREAKING: Bernie Sanders recovering from heart surgery
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Catskillkid
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He gonna share one of those stents? I mean, there are plenty of others waiting for that type of surgery. Socialized medicine and all that.
Robin
.577 Tyrannosaur.
According to Obama, for older people, no treatment can be the best treatment.
Robin
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kev74
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He felt the burn?
Hillbilly77
6.5 Creedmoor
Bernie Sanders is recovering?
I’m sorry to hear that.
I’m sorry to hear that.
GOYABEAN
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Oh no it's Trump's fault 
Man I would hate to be the one paying for that...... Oh wait?
S&W Fan
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Why didn’t the commie fuck go to his beloved Russia or Cuba for the surgery? POS
Robin
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Like all communist men, he has a hard on for the world in general and his prostate was choking off blood flow in his heartless heart. Surgery to remove his head from his ass was unsuccessful and his outlook for the future of mankind remains shitty.
Dr. Robin
Dr. Robin
It is looking like warren will be the nominee then. What with biden embroiled in a scandal........... and the fact he is totally fucking senile.
kev74
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Or the perpetual looser, Hildabeast, will swoop in to "save" the party. She's much too power-hungry and evil to rule out.
Bigfoot
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Between that, and the DNC sacrificing Creepy Joe Biden over the Ukraine / Impeachment thing going on.
That leaves the door wide open for Corrupt Hillary Clinton to enter the race.
She has been pretty active lately doing her rounds on the leftist television programs and elsewhere.
It is supposedly to promote her new book but that is a cover... She is actually campaigning during those programs... IMHO
As far as Pocahontas goes. I read that the major Democrat donors will not donate to her campaign because she is campaigning on breaking up their companies and taxing the crap out of them too.
The rest of the 2020 Democrats are clowns and have no chance against President Trump and the DNC knows that.
Trump vs Clinton --- Round 2 ?
I am just thinking out loud.
Does this post hold water?
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Bigfoot
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BDinPutnam
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What is he going to do with all those campaign donations?
Twogunwilly
6.5 Creedmoor
I hope he takes it with him, very, very, soon (insert grim reaper emoji)What is he going to do with all those campaign donations?
Not even old enough for VP.
A man went in for heart transplant surgery and the doctor told him there were 3 donor hearts available.
One was from an 17 year old boy who was a star athlete in his school. One was from a 28 year old woman marathoner. And the third was from a 78 year old socialist Senator. Since this man was first on the list for surgery, he could have his choice of which heart to receive.
He thought for a moment and chose the heart of the old socialist Senator.
The doctor was surprised. "I can see why you might feel uncomfortable with a woman's heart in your body but why would you choose the heart of a 78 year old over that of a 17 year old athlete?"
"Well Doc, I figure if I am going to get a new heart I might as well get one that has never been used."
One was from an 17 year old boy who was a star athlete in his school. One was from a 28 year old woman marathoner. And the third was from a 78 year old socialist Senator. Since this man was first on the list for surgery, he could have his choice of which heart to receive.
He thought for a moment and chose the heart of the old socialist Senator.
The doctor was surprised. "I can see why you might feel uncomfortable with a woman's heart in your body but why would you choose the heart of a 78 year old over that of a 17 year old athlete?"
"Well Doc, I figure if I am going to get a new heart I might as well get one that has never been used."
Elwood
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This is like the wizard of OZ. Only in this version Nancy Pelosi is the scarecrow, Joe biden’s the tin man,
Feinstein’s the wicked witch of the west, Schumer an lil’ Andy are the flying monkeys. Congress an senate are the munchkins. Trump’s the guy behind the curtain. The cowardly lion sanders just got his heart, i’am fuckin’ Dorothy my dog’s Toto, and this is all one big bad fuckin dream...
Feinstein’s the wicked witch of the west, Schumer an lil’ Andy are the flying monkeys. Congress an senate are the munchkins. Trump’s the guy behind the curtain. The cowardly lion sanders just got his heart, i’am fuckin’ Dorothy my dog’s Toto, and this is all one big bad fuckin dream...
Acer-m14
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omg they found out he actually had a heart .. i hope the docs used some Red-White-Blue colored stents
Robin
.577 Tyrannosaur.
Yep, or Cuomo.
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livingston
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Lots of money for him if he stays in the race ... Next place he buys will be ocean front property just down the road from Obama .. All the time laughing about the global warming scam...
S&W Fan
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Cuomo wouldn’t stand any more of a chance than Beno does.
Robin
.577 Tyrannosaur.
Yeah, but try to tell him that.
Robin
Robin
Deplorable Me
.700 Nitro Express
Fake News! Democrats have no hearts, it was his prostate. Cory Booker was behind it.
Jsmegs77
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GOYABEAN
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GOYABEAN
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