F/S ECHO string trimmer $ 100

[Tisto]

I have an ECHO 2-cycle string trimmer for sale. It runs perfectly. Straight shaft, new bump-feed head, some .095 line, and a couple more goodies. $100. Buffalo area. Be my guest to come try it out. Do my whole yard. Hell, if you want to, you can try out my mower too. That's not for sale though.

 

[Tisto]

Ok, listen, men :

Your wife's birthday is rapidly approaching, as is Sweetest Day, and even Christmas. You don't want to find yourself in Dollar General looking for a gift on the way home from work. Add to that that NO woman can resist the obvious power and seductive smell of a raw, noisy 2 cycle engine. You know it's true. Don't believe me ? Bring her a shiny new Stihl chainsaw and just watch her reaction. Problem is, she already has a chainsaw. What she doesn't have is a beastly string trimmer. She wants one. I just happen to have a really nice one for sale at a bargain price. Call me. We'll make a deal.

 

[Tisto]

I can't believe you guys are pushing me to do the unthinkable...

 

[tony]

Do it ! Do It ! Do it !
Hahaha.


ECHO brand are good trimmers.

 

[CNYJohn]

If you were closer I'd be interested

 

[Tisto]

Buy this string trimmer or I'll shoot the monkey. Don't make me do it.

 

[Tisto]

YOU did this. This is YOUR fault.



The fate of the monkey is sealed. But YOU can save this giraffe. It's up to YOU. You've already been shown that I'm serious. DON'T LET THIS GIRAFFE COME TO AN UNTIMELY END !

 

[Bustedknees]

breaking rules with my comment but,,, great thread!
feel free to work your sales magic on my H&R sale..

 

[Tisto]

Because of YOU, giraffes are now extinct in western new york. Great job.

 

[Tisto]

Now that Spring is here and the need for a beastly string trimmer is upon us, I'll post this again.

I have more animals. Don't be the reason they suffer.

 

[Robin]

An Echo from the past!
Robin

 

[Tisto]

I might be going about this all wrong. Maybe you guys don't care about monkeys and giraffes. You're going to force me into finding an animal you DO care about...



This is NOT going to be pretty.


But you can prevent it. It's all up to you. You know what to do. Make the right decision before it's too late.