Lawyer Argues That A Chimp Is legally A Person ?

[GOYABEAN]

. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...awyer-argues-that-a-chimp-is-legally-a-person.

 

[vanderblack]

Ummmm, No.

 

[MothMan]

Cuomo is not a person!!

 

[carpediem]

No, a chimp is a chimp. A man is a man and a woman is a woman. Oh, wait, I forgot what dumbed down country I live in! Science? We don't need no stinkin' science! (unless it is bogus and supports global warming taxes) This shit just gets more and more stupid at exponential rates.

 

[Podmonkey]

Cuomo is not a person!!

He is not even a chimpanzee! Cuomo is two baboon back ends sewn together. Poorly. That's in terms of aesthetics mind you. In terms of brains I'd say he was the was the excrement of a very dim shrimp.

 

[Plater1]

A few hundred years ago in France animals had full legal rights. If you killed someones horse you would be tried for murder.

 

[GOYABEAN]

A few hundred years ago in France animals had full legal rights. If you killed someones horse you would be tried for murder.

Vive la France

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Where will this idiocy end?

 

[Robin]

They're using cumo's DNA as evidence.
Robin Darrow

 

[Phauxtoe]

Have you guys never seen "Lancelot link secret chimp "

They dress like people and act like people and do people things they must be people

 

[Deplorable Me]

Where will this idiocy end?

When the democrats register enough voters for a perpetual hold on society. Sooner or later we'll see unarmed apes wearing burkas at the polls voting for their food stamps.

 

[Bananabandit]

Go through any heavily populated city. Sitting on their porches.

 

[MoMan]

... AND they can use whatever bathroom they feel connected to on any given day!!

 

[spat]

. https://www.usnews.com/news/best-st...awyer-argues-that-a-chimp-is-legally-a-person.

Are the democrats that hard up to find a viable 2020 candidate ?

 

[Darth]

"No way an animal is the same as a human!"



Wait...

 

[masterswimmer]

Nobody noticed the irony of this so called attorneys name? Wise!

Seems this wise guy watched too many Planet of the Apes movies.

 

[GOYABEAN]

Nobody noticed the irony of this so called attorneys name? Wise!

Seems this wise guy watched too many Planet of the Apes movies.

And they say Gun owners are crazy

 

[Robin]

When's monkey season anyway.
Robin Fudd

 

[Podmonkey]

Where will this idiocy end?

End of days.

 

[Robin]

There is only so much court time, and space. They had to decide weather to try deBlazmo, or the monkey, it was heads, the ape lost, we all lost.
Robin

 

[Jmac00]

'nough said

 

[Arjuna]

I would argue they are much more human than The Princess, Pelosi, Hillary et al.

 

[Defilade]

Com'on now. Crazy lunacy evolution states we came from the apes

 

[1911guy]

A few hundred years ago in France animals had full legal rights. If you killed someones horse you would be tried for murder.

A few hundred years ago Cuomo would have been to the guillotine. Off with his head.

 

[masterswimmer]

Com'on now. Crazy lunacy evolution states we came from the apesView attachment 10462

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All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares.

Therefore, all humans are apes but not all apes are human.

 

[Jezman]

Democrooks looking to secure more voting options? Or just stating most of Democrook platform are Chumps/ Chimps.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I'm sure that chimps are smarter than many people out there.

 

[GOYABEAN]

Classic

 

[S&W Fan]

When's monkey season anyway.
Robin Fudd

Coming soon, to a street corner near you.

 

[Catskillkid]

Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!