Hurricane Milton

[livingston]

Never question the strategy of Florida Man.

Especially if he's on a boat, in a hurricane, and calls himself Lt. Dan.

Viral Florida Man ‘Lt. Dan' Is Safe After Riding Out Hurricane Milton in His Boat​

A Tampa man nicknamed “Lieutenant Dan” is safe after riding out Hurricane Milton in his sailboat.

Viral Florida Man ‘Lt. Dan' Is Safe After Riding Out Hurricane Milton in His Boat

A viral Florida man nicknamed 'Lieutenant Dan' is safe after he rode out Hurricane Milton in his 20-foot sailboat. Journalists spoke to the man, whose real name is Joseph Malinowski, after the hurricane made landfall as a Category 3 storm

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[Dr. Evil]

[VIDEOS] – Dog tied up during hurricane saved in Florida AND DeSantis wants BOOK thrown at people who did it - News Addicts

Earlier today a dog was saved by Florida state troopers after it had been tied up and left by someone to helplessly deal with the hurricane on its own. The dog was standing in water when it was found by troopers: NEW: Florida Highway Patrol rescues a dog tied to a poll on I-75 near […]

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[Dr. Evil]

Florida Sheriff Warns Hurricane Looters

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[FP1201]

Florida Sheriff Warns Hurricane Looters

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Amazing how many folks move to Florida just because of Law Enforcement attitudes like this one, and other than that one fucktard Police Chief and his anti- 2A Proclamation, CLEARLY embrace the FAFO mentality when it comes to looters and violence against the innocent.

 

[Celt]

If you search for hurricanes on the web regardless of what search engine you use you find countless articles about climate change and carbon emissions etc etc. I wouldn't put it past the government to be seeding the storms to make them worse to convince people to get on board with their climate change agenda.

Also I wonder how much harder it's going to be for people to get out and vote in these largely conservative States with the devastation they are experiencing. Not saying I'm sold that this is what's going on, just potential possibilities.

 

[SomeSoldier]

If you search for hurricanes on the web regardless of what search engine you use you find countless articles about climate change and carbon emissions etc etc. I wouldn't put it past the government to be seeding the storms to make them worse to convince people to get on board with their climate change agenda.

Also I wonder how much harder it's going to be for people to get out and vote in these largely conservative States with the devastation they are experiencing. Not saying I'm sold that this is what's going on, just potential possibilities.

Usually birds are the first to know bad weather is coming and GTFO. But for some reason thousands of birds ended up in that hurricane and died.

 

[GTN]

[VIDEOS] – Dog tied up during hurricane saved in Florida AND DeSantis wants BOOK thrown at people who did it - News Addicts

Earlier today a dog was saved by Florida state troopers after it had been tied up and left by someone to helplessly deal with the hurricane on its own. The dog was standing in water when it was found by troopers: NEW: Florida Highway Patrol rescues a dog tied to a poll on I-75 near […]

newsaddicts.com

Whoever the owner is they should be staked out on the beach during low tide

 

[Pissed Off Patriot]

@Pissed Off Patriot

Stay safe down there PoP! Or better yet, GTFO!

I'm good! Survived my first Cat 1 hurricane directly overhead here in the middle of the state with no damage. I've got a sturdy house and a new roof to the latest code. Lost power for almost 12 hours.

Spent a couple evenings before the storm securing everything outside, and today started on cleanup. I even had time before the hurricane to troll the local Facebook group. There's a whole bunch of people down here that don't get satire! It's not my first time. You'd think they'd catch on....

 

[holdover]

 

[Dr. Evil]

Warning to Hurricane Victims...

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[SonOfSun]

All set! Lmao!

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On this week's episode of this not that.. here is what you want.

 

[FP1201]

Usually birds are the first to know bad weather is coming and GTFO. But for some reason thousands of birds ended up in that hurricane and died.

Birds rely on a microscopic amount of magnetite in their Brain for navigation and guidance (no idea how it gets there, but that's what the Nature Channel teaches) and the magnetic anomaly and/or "radars" being used to manipulate the Storm would likely fuck that all up, causing exhaustion failure and crashes.

 

[FP1201]

I'm good! Survived my first Cat 1 hurricane directly overhead here in the middle of the state with no damage. I've got a sturdy house and a new roof to the latest code. Lost power for almost 12 hours.

Spent a couple evenings before the storm securing everything outside, and today started on cleanup. I even had time before the hurricane to troll the local Facebook group. There's a whole bunch of people down here that don't get satire! It's not my first time. You'd think they'd catch on....

The irony about not finding "anywhere that sells a good Pizza or Bagels" is the fact half the people living in Florida are from New York/New England.

 

[SomeSoldier]

The irony about not finding "anywhere that sells a good Pizza or Bagels" is the fact half the people living in Florida are from New York/New England.

Seriously, the food is lacking down here.

 

[Dr. Evil]