Why you don't want to break into my home: A brief essay

[Uzi]

Okay, but you forgot to list your address.

 

[gun_slinger_boy]

Only 4 ammo cans? What a noob. I'd take a picture of all my stuff but I gotta try and not injure my back.

 

[Marine Cpl]

That's cuz he shoots a thousand rounds per range session.

 

[Curmudgeon]

$? me too?

Yup. Was being half silly. See marketplace. K31 likely going up this weekend in addition to whats there.

 

[Podmonkey]

Only 4 ammo cans? What a noob. I'd take a picture of all my stuff but I gotta try and not injure my back.

You were saying there Cochise?

 

[Curmudgeon]

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You were saying there Cochise?

You dont have enough ammo.

 

[Podmonkey]

You dont have enough ammo.

My SHTF plan doesn't involve me bunkering down. I have more than I can carry, so I have enough.

 

[Curmudgeon]

My SHTF plan doesn't involve me bunkering down. I have more than I can carry, so I have enough.

No worries. I dont have enough of the right stuff either.

 

[Runner99]

590 needs more bayonet


solid collection Sir

 

[Doc8404]

If I was a criminal, those guns are the exact reason why I would want to break in there.

That’s why I gave all mine away.

 

[Podmonkey]

No worries. I dont have enough of the right stuff either.

Can you ever have enough ammo?
If I had a pallet each of all my favorite loads it wouldn't be enough.

 

[Podmonkey]

590 needs more bayonet


solid collection Sir

Every time I look at a bayonet I think of something else to spend the money on.
Maybe if I come across a surplus M7 at a stupid cheap price.

 

[Phauxtoe]

Nice Picks!
you got everything covered!

well maybe you need an Over/Under bird/clay gun!

 

[Podmonkey]

Nice Picks!
you got everything covered!

well maybe you need an Over/Under bird/clay gun!

My range does a have trap and skeet available.
Its been so long since I have shot trap though.
It is fun.

 

[Runner99]

Every time I look at a bayonet I think of something else to spend the money on.
Maybe if I come across a surplus M7 at a stupid cheap price.

Used Lancay on eBay or open box ontario from amazon... you will then love that boomstick in ways you can't imagine

 

[ECU Pirates]

I know. So much to buy, so little money to buy it with.
I especially need more handguns I think.

I’m about to thin the collection quite a bit. I’m sticking to quality “work” guns. Your collection covers almost all things. Just need a nice bolt gun!

 

[Curmudgeon]

I’m about to thin the collection quite a bit. I’m sticking to quality “work” guns. Your collection covers almost all things. Just need a nice belt gun!

FIFY

 

[Eddie Gunks]

Looks like a good haul we could carry out easily.

I can see why you listed it as why we dont want to break into your house......more shit would be better......go buy more cool shit and then maybe we will break in.

I agree, we dont wanna break in right now as the haul is a bit light to drive all that way........for a couple of rifles and a waistband of pistols.....

 

[Podmonkey]

Looks like a good haul we could carry out easily.

I can see why you listed it as why we dontwant tobreak into your house......more agit would be better......go buy more cool shit and then maybe we will break in.

I agree, we dont wanna break in right now asthe haul is a bit light to drive all that way........for a couple of rifles and a waistband of pistols.....

Maybe the next thing I get is:

 

[stokes]

Nuthin' better than a good dog to keep the tweakers out of your house.

 

[Eddie Gunks]

Maybe the next thing I get is:
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Ha ha ha. Keep us posted.

We have steaks......and yes, we know the commands in German.....

Ha ha ha

Keep working. Do you need a list on theguns we like? Ha ha ha.

 

[Podmonkey]

Nuthin' better than a good dog to keep the tweakers out of your house.

My favorite breed are labs though. Then are pretty useless as guards dogs. I also like Rat Terriers and there are even more useless.

 

[stokes]

Cant get a good dog where Eddie lives....they eat them all when they are puppies.

 

[Gonzobird]

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That is all.

Actually I was organizing the gun room, packing non essentials, along with everything else prepping for a future move. Had everything laid out, thought I'd snap a picture of my humble collection.
Of what's pictured, The Glock, Shield, Mossberg, the NYGF build AR (black with OD green furniture) and, yes, the Galil are in the HD rotation.
God save the poor bastard that breaks in on a Galil day

That is all you have?

 

[NYGuns]

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That is all.

Actually I was organizing the gun room, packing non essentials, along with everything else prepping for a future move. Had everything laid out, thought I'd snap a picture of my humble collection.
Of what's pictured, The Glock, Shield, Mossberg, the NYGF build AR (black with OD green furniture) and, yes, the Galil are in the HD rotation.
God save the poor bastard that breaks in on a Galil day

That's a very good start, but where are the rest?


lol j/k...kinda..Nice collection

 

[Podmonkey]

Ha ha ha. Keep us posted.

We have steaks......and yes, we know the commands in German.....

Ha ha ha

Keep working. Do you need a list on theguns we like? Ha ha ha.

I also picked up a few tricks in my Army days:

I'd be careful if I were you.
If you make it out with my guns you will have earned them.

 

[Podmonkey]

That's a very good start, but where are the rest?


lol j/k...kinda..Nice collection

In the gun shop.

 

[Podmonkey]

That is all you have?

Everyone's a critic, sheesh.
I did recently sell some stuff. Was short of cash.

 

[stokes]

My favorite breed are labs though. Then are pretty useless as guards dogs. I also like Rat Terriers and there are even more useless.

I wouldnt say a lab is "useless" as a watch dog.Although not known for being fierce,most dogs will be territorial and bark at a real intruder,especially females.I've got a pair of coonhounds,one of each,male,female.Neither are aggressive at all,until a stranger gets too close,the female loses her mind and sounds off like she's gonna kill someone,the male goes right to the door and snarls til she stops or I stop them both.Meth heads are scared of everything,and barking snarling dogs make them twitch.

 

[Podmonkey]

I wouldnt say a lab is "useless" as a watch dog.Although not known for being fierce,most dogs will be territorial and bark at a real intruder,especially females.I've got a pair of coonhounds,one of each,male,female.Neither are aggressive at all,until a stranger gets too close,the female loses her mind and sounds off like she's gonna kill someone,the male goes right to the door and snarls til she stops or I stop them both.Meth heads are scared of everything,and barking snarling dogs make them twitch.

Yeah, a Lab is a decent watch dog until you get into licking range, then the most guard utility a Lab offers is the possibility of smothering an intruder with their tounge.
That's not what Labs are for. The are for retrieving stuff out of water under any conditions, constant amusement from their antics and for destroying everything in your home that isn't nailed down with their tail.