Iran offers $80million for Pres. Trumps head (merged thread)

[FrankenCub]

Whatever happens they just better put the most ruthless bastard on top of things when we go after Iran's head. Hit them so hard the country will be an eternal reminder that we will not ever hesitate to eliminate every form of terrorist from the face of the Earth. Then walk away and tell everyone stay the fuck off our lawn! And we will stay on our lawn!

 

[kev74]

The question is whether Iraq has the stones to make an attempt. It would be suicide, but smuggling a couple of SAM systems into the US, installing them near Andrews and targeting Air Force One shortly after takeoff would not be impossible.

And now you're on a list.

 

[96coal449]

And now you're on a list

America's most wanted:
Bozo for social media threat.
Armed with SAMS and considered to be extremely dangerous.
If you see him do not approach and call the ATF IMMEDIATELY!

 

[FrankenCub]

That scumbag George Lopez offered to do it for $40 mill. Wonder if SS has contacted him yet lol.

 

[96coal449]

Maybe we should start a go fund me for a 80 mil reward for homo's head on a stake. Planted in the capital's lawn.

 

[SmallGameAddict]

That scumbag George Lopez offered to do it for $40 mill. Wonder if SS has contacted him yet lol.

Yeh, I think Georgie might a been better off keeping his comments to himself.

I don't like to waste my time.

Being questioned by the Secret Service for 72 hours doesn't especially appeal to me.

Edit: damn spell check

 

[spat]

I think what we should do is relieve ourselves of some of the nationwide wild boar problem. Trap them ship them release them in Iran.

It's my understanding that they are very fond of pork. And apparently wild hogs are very difficult to eradicate, and multiply quickly.

LOL, I just got this visual of a C5 full of pigs with parachutes on them.

 

[spat]

Yeah, but Iran has been making empty threats for years.

I have never understood them.

Would not having a prosperous nation be a goal worth perusing ?

Same with NK.

The people running both places would rather be absolute rulers of a train wreck than have to listen to the people in a prosperous nation.

That's why the Democrats like them so much, they have a lot in common.

Bernie didn't honeymoon in the Soviet union because he admired their booming economy. He was envious of their ability to just make dissidents disappear.

 

[spat]

The secret service should start a go fund me, then just arrest anyone who donates....

 

[Bigfoot]

God Bless President Donald J Trump



God Bless America

 

[pjzwtl]

Would not having a prosperous nation be a goal worth perusing ?

It is a prosperous nation if your the dictator

 

[fresch]

Funny the headline made me think bj.

 

[Saltwater60]

Actually watching the funeral and the parliament meeting I was thinking wow that’s a great place to put a cruise missile.

 

[1911guy]

If you read the article it talks about $1 from 80 million citizens. It's all talk. All these assholes getting the vapors about killing that guy don't understand something simple. Bullies are cowards. Yes iran's leaders are angry. But you can't tell me they also aren't a little bit fearful that we took out that major league dickhead. If they want to raise the stakes they have more to lose than we do. They crossed a line and learned the current occupant of the white house is not like the previous one. Do they really want to push the issue? Time will tell.

But since assassinating heads of state is against the law, Schumer, Peloze, and the New York Times might complain

 

[pjzwtl]

But since assassinating heads of state is against the law, Schumer, Peloze, and the New York Times might complain

I believe it was an executive order banning that and I believe Bush the younger rescinded it with a new order.

 

[Phauxtoe]

$80 million of
Obama cash!

 

[1911guy]

I believe it was an executive order banning that and I believe Bush the younger rescinded it with a new order.

Oh, good news, they won't complain then

 

[CaseHardened]

It is a prosperous nation if your the dictator

Great Life for Kim - NOT

Can't travel outside NK (except in the rarest of situations).

Always hiding.

Denied many products I'm certain he craves.

And if he values wealth, running his nation like SK would bolster his purse 1000X.

 

[Calculon]

It’s not about money it’s about control. Who needs money if you control the government and military.

 

[BDinPutnam]

Great Life for Kim - NOT

Can't travel outside NK (except in the rarest of situations).

Always hiding.

Denied many products I'm certain he craves.

And if he values wealth, running his nation like SK would bolster his purse 1000X.

I believe you are gravely mistaken in your assessment of the lifestyle of Mr. Kim.

 

[E the massive]

Great Life for Kim - NOT

Can't travel outside NK (except in the rarest of situations).

Always hiding.

Denied many products I'm certain he craves.

And if he values wealth, running his nation like SK would bolster his purse 1000X.

A few countries have embassies in NK. Mr. Kim gets what his heart desires.

 

[Mosinitis]

Do they know we are running after Christmas sale on Ruth Badder Ginsburg. The whole thing not just a head. She might even be a virgin for all I know.

 

[96coal449]

Do they know we are running after Christmas sale on Ruth Badder Ginsburg. The whole thing not just a head. She might even be a virgin for all I know.

As ugly as she is .....highly probable. Maybe that's why she hates us so much. I have dogs that would not want that wretched stench omitting from her loins.

 

[CaseHardened]

I believe you are gravely mistaken in your assessment of the lifestyle of Mr. Kim.

Could be.

Though consider he's been so strapped for cash, for decades, he's never been able to finish his beloved Hotel.

Ryugyong Hotel - Wikipedia

 

[spat]

Could be.

Though consider he's been so strapped for cash, for decades, he's never been able to finish his beloved Hotel.

Ryugyong Hotel - Wikipedia

He essentially owns an entire country, and all the people in it, lock, stock, and barrel.

That makes him one of the wealthiest people on the planet. Certainly much wealthier than Trump, or Bloomberg for instance.

It may be a shitty country, but it's still an entire country.

And considering that the hotel has no business purpose and is essentially a vanity project just to stroke Kim's ego, maybe he just got bored with it.

 

[CaseHardened]

He essentially owns an entire country, and all the people in it, lock, stock, and barrel.

That makes him one of the wealthiest people on the planet. Certainly much wealthier than Trump, or Bloomberg for instance.

It may be a shitty country, but it's still an entire country.

And considering that the hotel has no business purpose and is essentially a vanity project just to stroke Kim's ego, maybe he just got bored with it.

Kim is only potentially wealthy. His real estate is vastly underutilized.

As for Power, sure. He's the most powerful man of a Third-World hellhole.

But here's a question - that I have no answer for: Let's say he needs a sophisticated surgery. Where would he go ?

 

[spat]

Kim is only potentially wealthy. His real estate is vastly underutilized.

As for Power, sure. He's the most powerful man of a Third-World hellhole.

But here's a question - that I have no answer for: Let's say he needs a sophisticated surgery. Where would he go ?

North Korea ? The peasants may not have decent healthcare, but that doesn't mean the elite don't.

If for some reason he didn't want to do that, he could go to China, or Russia, or probably anywhere in Europe.

Hell, he could probably come here if he wanted.
What are we going to do, arrest him ?

He could certainly ship in any doctors or equipment he wanted to N Korea too, and that's assuming he wasn't satisfied with what he could get there already.

He has a successful nuclear program. That's beyond the capability of most of the countrys on earth. Why would you think he doesn't have a medical program at least as good as Cuba ?

 

[CaseHardened]

North Korea ? The peasants may not have decent healthcare, but that doesn't mean the elite don't.

If for some reason he didn't want to do that, he could go to China, or Russia, or probably anywhere in Europe.

Hell, he could probably come here if he wanted.
What are we going to do, arrest him ?

He could certainly ship in any doctors or equipment he wanted to N Korea too, and that's assuming he wasn't satisfied with what he could get there already.

He has a successful nuclear program. That's beyond the capability of most of the countrys on earth. Why would you think he doesn't have a medical program at least as good as Cuba ?

CUBA ?

Most truly excellent Surgeons, for instance, are so due to experience.

I don't imagine there are a lot of experienced surgeons in NK.

Bottom Line is I don't envy him.

 

[BDinPutnam]

CUBA ?

Most truly excellent Surgeons, for instance, are so due to experience.

I don't imagine there are a lot of experienced surgeons in NK.

Bottom Line is I don't envy him.

I do not envy him either. But as far as medical care is concerned- the Swiss had no problem taking his money to go to school there, I have little doubt they'd take his money if he needed a dr.

 

[spat]

CUBA ?

Most truly excellent Surgeons, for instance, are so due to experience.

I don't imagine there are a lot of experienced surgeons in NK.

Bottom Line is I don't envy him.

He's an absolute dictator. If he wanted one of his surgeons to get some practice, he could just grab some peasants and order the surgeon to practice on them. If they don't all make it, he can have the surgeon killed and move on to the next one.

Billionaire have nothing on him.

The country has about $45B in exports.

That's every year. So compared to someone like Bloomberg who has taken his entire life to amass that much wealth, Kim leaves him in the dust.

So, while that is a pittance for a country, it is a massive amount for an individual.

If he offered to "sell" the country, how much do you think he could get ?

I bet there aren't any billionaires who could afford it. Not Soros, or Gates, or Zuckerberg, or any of them.

Hell, if he said for a trillion dollars it's yours he might be able to get that from the US government, just so we don't have to deal with him anymore.