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If only there were a way to make a gun out of iron pipe...

Probably a bit before I cast my first ballot.

I'm fine with giving them back the right to vote after they've served their time, but, if you're on parole, you HAVE NOT paid your debt yet.

Well, it's not ass cancer, but compromise is good, right?

Or a can of corn. Or maybe a bucket of rocks.

What the hell good is a tiny little 16" bat going to do? May as well be a dildo. Fucking morons.

Imagine the bill for ruining the grass in DC.

I agree that Moras can be a bit overrated, but I will also say that the ones I've had have done just fine, and I've beaten the he'l out of them. I think they are a good value for the money, but so are a lot of other knives that I would personally prefer. I should also add that I don't much...

No need for a test. That statement pretty well proves how smart she is. Or isn't.

It all started when the Russians hacked amazon and gave his book horrible reviews. Oh, wait...

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Of course. We don't pay enough in taxes here. How about you assholes in Albany quit spending all of my money on stupid shit, and leave me the fuck alone!

It's Aliens, damnit!

I might be completely dumb, but I feel like the democrats may vote against any gun control bill for a couple of reasons: 1- they hate Trump and wouldn' want to get behind anything he does. (They'll use the excuse that the bill doesn't go far enough) 2- they don' actually want gun control to pass...

I am just plain tired of that damn Nicholas Cage killing people and getting away with it. When will the madness stop?

Move the turds to DC, and call them elected officials. I think it would be an huge improvement.

Ok, Diane, let's put it to a test. Go stand over there...

He claims to have not had access to guns. I call BS. Guns are easier to get than candy. And he looks like he had plenty of access to candy.

Knowing today's FBI, a "yes" would not disqualify someone, and the investigation will start after the shooting.

If you see something, say something. And then sit back, grab a cold one, and watch nothing get done.

I will grab all of them and head straight over to turn them in to the authorities. No way to be safe around guns without gun laws.

I wonder how much the State will end up paying for a few cans of anti gel treatment. Knowing Andy -boy, it'll probably run $25,000/can. But only after a $7.5 million study on which is best.

It's nice to see that Fast & Furious is still working. Nice work, Holder, you giant asshole.

Dont be so surprised. They're idiots that lack the capacity for independent thought. All they "know" is what they've been told- Trump=bad, Obama =good. Fucking sheep.

I really hope that something comes of this, but I fear that nothing will.

I'd go with the 500. With a slug. I hate mice in the house. Don't mind them outside, but stay the fuck outside. Even my big, glorious wall (s) can't keep the little fuckers out.

If I didn't know this was real, I'd swear it was the Onion.

It' the State of the Union. I would fully expect the president to talk about America more than anything else. This crap is starting to hurt. Someone please make it stop.

Oh, so $28,000 each for the penalty, plus whatever ridiculous amount it cost originally, just to try and convince people tO LOVE NYS.

How does a sign cost $15K?

Actually, people are having their assholes bleached nowadays, so he could be lighter. Also, how is that fat fuck of an asshole still alive?

I'll be at work, so I'll probably get home in time for the highlight reel. Part of me is hoping he steps up to the podium, reads the Nunez memo, drops the mic, and walks off.

That's a great idea. Someone SHOULD drone his monkey-faced ass.

NYS can't afford a new plane. Just going to have to run this one into the ground. Sorry Andy. It's for the best.

Sooooo much stupid.

What's the point in looking at the outside of a locked safe? It could be empty with the guns hidden in a child's toy box.

It's the Obama FBI, so probably a promotion is in order. Or just a lateral move if the offense is really bad.

I strongly believe that the "it'll never happen to me" attitude is what keeps anti-gun idiots anti-gun.

This type of stuff keeps coming up, yet they keep telling us that it's wrong to question the integrity of the FBI.

From what to what?

I'm pretty sure he wears tights.

Why can't it be both?

The Senate is already full of felons. The only difference is that they haven't been convicted like Chelsea/Bradley or whatever.

Good old John McCain. Another Democrat with an (R) next to his name.

Tap, rack, bang for me. Not every pistol I own has second strike capability, so I practice the same procedures for all of them.

When is that bitchy old hag going to die?

We seem to have a bad habit of giving a lot of money to people/countries that don't like us.

I'e got one of the original work sharp units, and must say it works well. Most of my knives I prefer to hand sharpen on Japanese whet stones, but a few with recurved blades are difficult to sharpen on a flat stone, so that' when I use the machine, or when I just need a fresh edge quick. Also, on...

Can I sue NYC for it's part in ruining this state, and the country, for that matter?