You’re right, watermelons aren’t all that easy to grow in my region either. Of all the things that I’ve grown or have tried to grow watermelons and musk melons have given me the most difficulty.
We always try to grow something unique and unusual every year. Last year it was cuckamellons . They pickled well and were a big hit with the family. This year we found and picked lemon cucumbers. So far they are growing like crazy. We’re going to try our first one today.
For the most part I reluctantly agree, except for the part about making arrangements for the actual guilty to meet God. Make no mistake , the truly guilty will Not be meeting God.