Actual research paper on gun ownership and penis size

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I was riding the train home from work 2 days before this last Christmas and some lunatic guy, probably around 60, stopped and stared at my shirt(a pro 2a shirt) and then proceeded to insinuate I had a small penis.

My response was "ask your wife".

Many people on the left are really unhinged. If I was so inclined I could have whooped this guys ass, not to mention he was being aggressive in his insults to someone he presumed to be a gun owner. Seriously, how to you just go up to a stranger and insult them?
 
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Celt said:
I was riding the train home from work 2 days before this last Christmas and some lunatic guy, probably around 60, stopped and stared at my shirt(a pro 2a shirt) and then proceeded to insinuate I had a small penis.

My response was "ask your wife".

Many people on the left are really unhinged. If I was so inclined I could have whooped this guys ass, not to mention he was being aggressive in his insults to someone he presumed to be a gun owner. Seriously, how to you just go up to a stranger and insult them?
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Well, lets break this down with statistics.
Many men on the left are soy boys. They consume massive amounts of soy, which shrinks their balls and lowers their testosterone. When those things happen, their erection does not become as engorged.....thus, making their penis smaller than a non-soy consumer.
Many men on the left are hen pecked by their spouses. This can lead to lower self respect, depression and anxiety. Medicine for these illnesses can cause loss of interest in sex and erectile dysfunction..... thus, making their penis smaller.
Also, and less scientific, I am a FIRM believer that firing guns makes your penis bigger.
 
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All I have to say is the liberals that wear very tight pants I have no clue where they put it. I’m assuming those guys are liberal and not gun owners. It boggles my mind on where it goes in those pants and I could never wear them.
 
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Don't get too excited, I singlehandedly offset that.

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I've never understood that argument anyway. What separates us from lower animals is intellect.

Elephants have large ding songs. Does that make them superior to us?
 
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So first off no self respecting man would participate in what appears to be, a self reporting survey and study. :ROFL:

"to test this hypothesis, we used data collected
from the 2023 Masculinity, Sexual Health, and Politics (MSHAP) survey, a national probability sample of 1,840 men, and
regression analyses to model personal gun ownership as a function of penis size dissatisfaction, experiences with penis
enlargement, social desirability, masculinity, body mass, mental health, and a range of sociodemographic characteristics."

Test sample of 1,840 men? 38 men per state? A ridiculously insignificant and unscientific amount for a population of 165 million men. This is what passes as a study today?:ROFL:

The actual survey no where online. Also the study doesn't address the medical testing or how they measured either a flaccid or erect penis and correlated that to verification of weapons for each person involved int he study. All perfectly valid scientific data points.

Apparently they're seriously desperate for a new narrative for Gen Z and A.

Summary is

No survey found
No information on medical testing involved
No information of funding of it

Conclusion:

100% horse shit. :beer::flag:
 
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so? when does the study of penis size/dissatisfaction a vehicle ownership come out?

small penis = Monster truck

Small penis = Lamborghini

Huge penis = smart car ??????????????
 
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I suppose it was inevitable that some idiot would get a grant to study this. But guess what? Their hypothesis (small punishment size = more gun ownership) wasn't proven by their data!

Academics really are some of the most ignorant and bigoted people in this country.


WTF.
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for the right incentive you can find someone that'll say, do, write, or swear to ANYTHING no matter the truthfulness to it.
 
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MAGA today have to have BIG BALLS to stand up.......... to the degenerates sodomy.

Never in the history of man, except attempts since 1974 on, have the weak and insipid, degenerate, effeminate, homo and dykes, trans, abortionists and greenies ever ruled anything.........

Vikings and other Visigoths always took care of business...............

I suspect that history, as always................... repeats itself.

Pirate talk.........."ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.............. click, slam, click....................of a penis???
 
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