Companies are changing personnel titles to be gender neutral.

[Saltwater60]

Now chairman is bad and it’s chair.

Ford drops use of 'chairman' title, adopts other gender-neutral language

Ford Motor Company notified federal regulators that the 118-year-old automaker has officially replaced the use of 'chairman' with 'chair.'

amp.freep.com

 

[Jmac00]

my new "General" overall gender neutral title is FUCKER

 

[soylentBlue]

"Chair"??? How white-Euro-centric!!! Not every culture sits on chairs, you know.

 

[Bananabandit]

Never go full retard

 

[Saltwater60]

my new "General" overall gender neutral title is FUCKER

Downgraded from mother fucker?

 

[Saltwater60]

Never go full retard

I think we’re there…,

 

[Jmac00]

Downgraded from mother fucker?

LOL yyep, Im that lazy, LOL

 

[2WheelGnnr]

I thought you just added "person" to everything??

Chairman is Chairperson.....or then again person is now probably bad with all this im not a boy or girl im just a THING and all the pronoun crap...you an "outtie" you a boy!! you and Innie you a girl!! Jeez..

I think they make this crap up to be "different"

jeez!!!

 

[meketrefe]

Chair is offensive so jt is my name Jesus ....soo... the best way to describe my role is ..I am somebody encharged of something. Talhat should be clear enough.

 

[Stuckinny]

I got promoted to lead personager at work.

 

[soylentBlue]

Speaking of woke BS, I'm drowning in work, but because those on-high have decided that a 49/51 female/male ratio is not good enough, my department can only interview female applicants. So far, the only candidates that meet the requirements have declined our offer (salary I assume)
So here I am doing the work of five people because we are required to achieve a 50/50 F/M gender balance (don't ask about the other genders - there lies madness)

 

[SonOfSun]

"Chair"??? How white-Euro-centric!!! Not every culture sits on chairs, you know.

Paula Abdul sits on people for chairs.

We should start this trend.

 

[Modean]

Speaking of woke BS, I'm drowning in work, but because those on-high have decided that a 49/51 female/male ratio is not good enough, my department can only interview female applicants. So far, the only candidates that meet the requirements have declined our offer (salary I assume)
So here I am doing the work of five people because we are required to achieve a 50/50 F/M gender balance (don't ask about the other genders - there lies madness)

Sounds like gender discrimination to me.

 

[Blimey]

Speaking of woke BS, I'm drowning in work, but because those on-high have decided that a 49/51 female/male ratio is not good enough, my department can only interview female applicants. So far, the only candidates that meet the requirements have declined our offer (salary I assume)
So here I am doing the work of five people because we are required to achieve a 50/50 F/M gender balance (don't ask about the other genders - there lies madness)

lunacy. Considering women disproportionately take time off for child rearing no business can expect a 50/50 without sacrificing quality of worker.

 

[spat]

Speaking of woke BS, I'm drowning in work, but because those on-high have decided that a 49/51 female/male ratio is not good enough, my department can only interview female applicants. So far, the only candidates that meet the requirements have declined our offer (salary I assume)
So here I am doing the work of five people because we are required to achieve a 50/50 F/M gender balance (don't ask about the other genders - there lies madness)

Someone should leak the news to some of the male applicants that they were rejected out of hand because of their gender.

One of them might decide to sue over it.

 

[Saltwater60]

I thought you just added "person" to everything??

Chairman is Chairperson.....or then again person is now probably bad with all this im not a boy or girl im just a THING and all the pronoun crap...you an "outtie" you a boy!! you and Innie you a girl!! Jeez..

I think they make this crap up to be "different"

jeez!!!

People identify as things other than people now too. Geez how out of touch you are.

 

[1911guy]

What agency regulates what you call the Head of some office, board, etc?

 

[Grimscale]

What agency regulates what you call the Head of some office, board, etc?

The Division of Public Opinion.

 

[Cavalry]

At my employ you can just make up whatever title you want. We have a "communications augmenter", a "chief happiness officer", "logistics awesome-ifier" and no exaggeration, at least 6 vice presidents.
The only forbidden fruit is "manager". One does not manage people they lead and inspire them. What the fuck ever, as long as my check gets deposited on payday I could care less.

 

[soylentBlue]

We have had more than one hour long meeting to discuss what to call our department.

 

[1911guy]

I will label myself as "Commenter Extraordinaire."

 

[1075tech]

One of my co-workers got chosen for the diversity committee because he's black. I told him that was racist and he should resign.

 

[soylentBlue]

One of the best meetings ever was listening to our Diversity Director talk in circles about how a transgender woman is a real women, except when calculating the number of women in leadership positions - when totaling up the number of women in positions of authority, a transgender woman counts as a man. But don't forget - they are a woman.

 

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

I got promoted to lead personager at work.

We have people leaders instead of managers.

 

[Stuckinny]

I identify as an otter, so won't work.

 

[spat]

At my employ you can just make up whatever title you want. We have a "communications augmenter", a "chief happiness officer", "logistics awesome-ifier" and no exaggeration, at least 6 vice presidents.
The only forbidden fruit is "manager". One does not manage people they lead and inspire them. What the fuck ever, as long as my check gets deposited on payday I could care less.

Grand High Exhaulted Mystic Pubah of Sanitation.

Formerly known as the janitor.

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

Ford pretty much lost me with the electric Douchestang.

 

[Acer-m14]

 

[Cavalry]

Ford pretty much lost me with the electric Douchestang.

Calling it a mustang I dont agree with, but i pounded on one a few weeks ago and it was kinda fun.