Coronavirus: Sex during lockdown with someone outside your household is illegal from today

[byron]

Will Cumo copy this

Coronavirus: Sex during lockdown with someone outside your household is illegal from today

The amended legislation comes into force on Monday and effectively bans sex with someone from a different household.

www.yahoo.com

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

So what's the rules for using the other hand?

 

[spat]

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[Drinkthekoolaid]

Looks like they're back to fornicating under consent of the king again

 

[Blimey]

I'm over this covid stuff. I hope nobody pays attention to that, but a lot of the king's peasants are very good subjects indeed and will adhere to this, pridefully.

 

[prambo]

It's definitely Klown World now.

Idiocy.

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing the bureaucrat that thought of this was named Karen K. Karen.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Crap. Now that firearm many have will be a tack on charge.

 

[Mr. terzmo]

So stupid !! How do they enforce this? Install a penis cam on all male adults ? I was stationed in England for 4 years and stupid crap like this does not surprise me.

 

[Saltwater60]

So if the government is dining you for having sex they are essentially being a pimp for a prostitute right? So can we charge them with a crime for this?

 

[ArmedCorgi]

This is from a country where they can't own pointy things.

 

[libertysnake]

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Careful what you wish for.

 

[Hillbilly77]

More bullshit from England.

.....Fuck that shitty little cesspool.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Same sex marriage here. Married 37 years. Same sex for the past 37 years.

 

[Twogunwilly]

Just adopting a bit of sharia law, nothing to see here ya randy bastards.

 

[Mr. terzmo]

Same sex marriage here. Married 37 years. Same sex for the past 37 years.

Refreshing to see virgins at the alter

 

[Deplorable Me]

Refreshing to see virgins at the alter

Not so fast on that virgin part, we dated for 10 years. Make that 47.

 

[E the massive]

Eatin ain't cheatin.

 

[FLA45fan]

Same sex marriage here. Married 37 years. Same sex for the past 37 years.

Mastur. . . Never mind . . .

 

[Podmonkey]

The UK is beyond redemption, nuke it with extreme prejudice.

 

[Darth]

Well the mask thing I couldn't get behind, but this has a lot of merit.

Way too many sexual deviants out there.

 

[repete]

Well the mask thing I couldn't get behind, but this has a lot of merit.

Way too many sexual deviants out there.

Um ah, never mind!

 

[Shadow rider]

 

[Saltwater60]

Funny but sick.