MS lawmaker introduces contraception begins at erection bill

[Saltwater60]

This would make it illegal to spill your seeds without the intention of making a baby unless some sort of contraception is involved. I’m not sure what this moron thinks this accomplishes but honestly it would help prevent abortions because people having sex would be more responsible and that’s a good thing. Also exempt is for sperm banks. I shoot blanks so I’d be exempt you moron.

Mississippi Democrat launches "Contraception Begins at Erection Act"

State Senator Bradford Blackmon's bill would make it "unlawful" for someone to ejaculate without "the intent to fertilize an embryo."

www.newsweek.com

 

[Acer-m14]

This would make it illegal to spill your seeds without the intention of making a baby unless some sort of contraception is involved. I’m not sure what this moron thinks this accomplishes but honestly it would help prevent abortions because people having sex would be more responsible and that’s a good thing. Also exempt is for sperm banks. I shoot blanks so I’d be exempt you moron.

Mississippi Democrat launches "Contraception Begins at Erection Act"

State Senator Bradford Blackmon's bill would make it "unlawful" for someone to ejaculate without "the intent to fertilize an embryo."

www.newsweek.com

people like him should just jump off the bridge ..

how about a bill .. keep your legs crossed ACT ..

 

[VietnamEraVet]

This would make it illegal to spill your seeds without the intention of making a baby unless some sort of contraception is involved. I’m not sure what this moron thinks this accomplishes but honestly it would help prevent abortions because people having sex would be more responsible and that’s a good thing. Also exempt is for sperm banks. I shoot blanks so I’d be exempt you moron.

Mississippi Democrat launches "Contraception Begins at Erection Act"

State Senator Bradford Blackmon's bill would make it "unlawful" for someone to ejaculate without "the intent to fertilize an embryo."

www.newsweek.com

Gotta love the Bill title though!

 

[fresch]

Cut The welfare, make people responsible for the bills, (who is the baby daddy, DNA test nope next guy only 37 more to test) , abortions check with your god but you pay the bill.

 

[gunpoliticsny]

 

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

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I don't often actually laugh out loud, but that one got me.

 

[Jsmegs77]

Wait, ejaculating without intent to fertilize an egg (idiots, the embryo part comes after)…. Millions of teenage boys must suddenly stop fapping? What are all the basement dwelling incels going to do with their palms now, manual labor?

Oh the horror!

 

[thughes]

Wait......so a BJ is now illegal in Mississippi?

 

[Drinkthekoolaid]

Yea this is stupid. And not funny stupid.

 

[thughes]

Obviously just a troll bill to make a point, love how people are taking the bait though.

 

[libertysnake]

Fuck. By Mississippi standards I'm doing 1000 years to life without parole.

"I swear, officer, I didn't mean to go on her face. My aim is just really bad."

 

[thughes]

"We're going to need to take this sock as evidence....."

 

[Grimscale]

Wait, ejaculating without intent to fertilize an egg (idiots, the embryo part comes after)…. Millions of teenage boys must suddenly stop fapping? What are all the basement dwelling incels going to do with their palms now, manual labor?

Oh the horror!

Wait......so a BJ is now illegal in Mississippi?

If you listen to the religious fanatics, yes. Jerking off, or getting a BJ, or anal... Actually anything other than missionary position and with the intent to make the woman pregnant, is a sin against God. And these fanatics absolutely want to push their religious dogma on the entire world, not just America. They are, in their own way, just as bad as Islam.

Obviously just a troll bill to make a point, love how people are taking the bait though.

Sometimes someone would make such an outrageous Bill just to make a point... other times they really are that fanatical.

 

[Depick]

Just when I thought the stupidity has peaked.

 

[FP1201]

Just when I thought the stupidity has peaked.

Well we it is a Democrat introducing the Bill...

 

[Bigfoot]

 

[OwnTheRide]

This would make it illegal to spill your seeds without the intention of making a baby unless some sort of contraception is involved. I’m not sure what this moron thinks this accomplishes but honestly it would help prevent abortions because people having sex would be more responsible and that’s a good thing. Also exempt is for sperm banks. I shoot blanks so I’d be exempt you moron.

Mississippi Democrat launches "Contraception Begins at Erection Act"

State Senator Bradford Blackmon's bill would make it "unlawful" for someone to ejaculate without "the intent to fertilize an embryo."

www.newsweek.com

lol. It's one thing to take the bait, it's another to make a thread to advertise that you swallowed it hook, line, and sinker

 

[Acer-m14]

well there goes using the pull out method ..

better check the condom stocks now ..

 

[spat]

If you listen to the religious fanatics, yes. Jerking off, or getting a BJ, or anal... Actually anything other than missionary position and with the intent to make the woman pregnant, is a sin against God. And these fanatics absolutely want to push their religious dogma on the entire world, not just America. They are, in their own way, just as bad as Islam.


Sometimes someone would make such an outrageous Bill just to make a point... other times they really are that fanatical.

I can't believe nobody has posted this one in this thread yet.

 

[GOYABEAN]

 

[Depick]

I can’t help but wonder how this could be enforced? Would people be on the honor system and expected to self report?

Just complete idiocy that things like this are even allowed to be introduced.

 

[Jsmegs77]

I can’t help but wonder how this could be enforced? Would people be on the honor system and expected to self report?

Just complete idiocy that things like this are even allowed to be introduced.

My thought would be to publicly reprimand the bill’s author, and discipline them for wasting time and resources to even put it in writing. Surely the state of Mississippi has other issues that time and money could have been spent on.

You or I waste time on something like that in our jobs, we’d soon be unemployed for stealing time at the very least.

 

[Bustedknees]

Almost 60 and still an unvaxed live wire! Do I need to register my dick or get a semi auto , pure semen endorsement?

 

[Koz]

Sounds like this "I can't get laid, gerbil abusing, mindless democrap" has been on puberty blockers for 30 years.
Everyone needs to take the rubbers out of their wallets and replace them with a picture of Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters entangled in some weird, nasty lezbo stuff. No more boners. Problem solved.