My Biden sign arrived.....great story.

[Criticalt]

This is great.
Awhile ago here there was a post about ordering Biden signs to shoot.
Like an idiot, I ordered them.
Two days ago we came home and there was the Biden sign, along with a judges campaign sign....AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY!!
I immediately took them down. We were gone all day, my neighbors must be appalled. I have some explaining to do.
Anyways, about 3 hours ago there was a knock on our door.
It was a woman asking where the signs were. She said they were offered for free under the expectation they would be displayed. She said if we didnt want them, she needed them back to use somewhere else.
After I stopped laughing, I insisted she left the property immediately and the signs were my property and they will be used.
She opened her mouth again but I interrupted to tell her she was commiting criminal tresspassing at this point.
She steamed off.
Im expecting trouble.
I hope nobody else ordered them from here.
Live and learn.

 

[Criticalt]

And when we first saw the signs my wife thought we were vandalized. I didnt tell her I ordered them.
I should have known when after I ordered them, the site said, "We will be delivering the signs next week."
Not having them delivered but "WE will be delivering......"

 

[Blimey]

She said they were offered for free under the expectation they would be displayed.

 

[Saltwater60]

Funny story too. Mine showed up. They were thrown in my front porch also I stuck them in the garage to shoot them later. Next day a few more signs showed up and were between my two garbage cans. I said to the wife what the hell why did you throw out my new targets. She said what the hell are you taking about? Since I didn’t have them II they delivered them again. No one has come to harass me.

 

[Criticalt]

Funny story too. Mine showed up. They were thrown in my front porch also I stuck them in the garage to shoot them later. Next day a few more signs showed up and were between my two garbage cans. I said to the wife what the hell why did you throw out my new targets. She said what the hell are you taking about? Since I didn’t have them II they delivered them again. No one has come to harass me.

I give the chick credit.
We live in a very rural area with a 120 yard driveway, you cannot see the house from the road and we have multiple large dogs. She got out, petted the dogs and came to the door.
Our mail delivery lady wint do that. Shes got balls.

 

[Justincase]

I give the chick credit.
We live in a very rural area with a 120 yard driveway, you cannot see the house from the road and we have multiple large dogs. She got out, petted the dogs and came to the door.
Our mail delivery lady wint do that. Shes got balls.

More like no brains.

If they come asking where my sign is, I'm gonna tell them someone took it, and shake my head in disgust, lol

 

[kev74]

This is great.
Awhile ago here there was a post about ordering Biden signs to shoot.
Like an idiot, I ordered them.
Two days ago we came home and there was the Biden sign, along with a judges campaign sign....AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY!!
I immediately took them down. We were gone all day, my neighbors must be appalled. I have some explaining to do.
Anyways, about 3 hours ago there was a knock on our door.
It was a woman asking where the signs were. She said they were offered for free under the expectation they would be displayed. She said if we didnt want them, she needed them back to use somewhere else.
After I stopped laughing, I insisted she left the property immediately and the signs were my property and they will be used.
She opened her mouth again but I interrupted to tell her she was commiting criminal tresspassing at this point.
She steamed off.
Im expecting trouble.
I hope nobody else ordered them from here.
Live and learn.

 

[Criticalt]

More like no brains.

If they come asking where my sign is, I'm gonna tell them someone took it, and shake my head in disgust, lol

Thats what my wife told her.
The wife said, " what signs, did someone tresspass on our property to steal signs that were left by someone tresspassing on our property?" She has her moments.
Then I told the lady the sigbs are my property now and they would be "used".
The kicker is that neither sign has pictures of the candidates.....just words. Might just burn them.

 

[Criticalt]

I was thinking that they must be on to us.
Why would this lady come back to a house in the boonies to check on the signs?
Unless she expected them to not be there.
Unless she just happened to drive by.
Usually all the traffic out here is because you live out here or youre lost.

 

[kev74]

I was thinking that they must be on to us.
Why would this lady come back to a house in the boonies to check on the signs?
Unless she expected them to not be there.
Unless she just happened to drive by.
Usually all the traffic out here is because you live out here or youre lost.

Put out some shot-up signs. Maybe she'll bring more!

 

[GOPerfect]

This is great.
Awhile ago here there was a post about ordering Biden signs to shoot.
Like an idiot, I ordered them.
Two days ago we came home and there was the Biden sign, along with a judges campaign sign....AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY!!
I immediately took them down. We were gone all day, my neighbors must be appalled. I have some explaining to do.
Anyways, about 3 hours ago there was a knock on our door.
It was a woman asking where the signs were. She said they were offered for free under the expectation they would be displayed. She said if we didnt want them, she needed them back to use somewhere else.
After I stopped laughing, I insisted she left the property immediately and the signs were my property and they will be used.
She opened her mouth again but I interrupted to tell her she was commiting criminal tresspassing at this point.
She steamed off.
Im expecting trouble.
I hope nobody else ordered them from here.
Live and learn.

So, I am the one that posted the link to get free signs.

Mine were delivered by a man in a red shirt. He put them in my driveway, leaned against my house. The next day, I took them out to the land and shot them up.

Two days after that, I contacted the local DNC and said my newly delivered signs were taken from my lawn. They brought me some more a couple days ago. I am going shooting tomorrow morning.

I will post the pictures!

 

[Dr. Evil]

This is great.
Awhile ago here there was a post about ordering Biden signs to shoot.
Like an idiot, I ordered them.
Two days ago we came home and there was the Biden sign, along with a judges campaign sign....AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY!!
I immediately took them down. We were gone all day, my neighbors must be appalled. I have some explaining to do.
Anyways, about 3 hours ago there was a knock on our door.
It was a woman asking where the signs were. She said they were offered for free under the expectation they would be displayed. She said if we didnt want them, she needed them back to use somewhere else.
After I stopped laughing, I insisted she left the property immediately and the signs were my property and they will be used.
She opened her mouth again but I interrupted to tell her she was commiting criminal tresspassing at this point.
She steamed off.
Im expecting trouble.
I hope nobody else ordered them from here.
Live and learn.

Two things come to mind.

1. Liberal MO. They give you something for free and then tell you how you should use it.

2. Good thing you didn't do this when Hillary was running. You may have suicide d yourself with 2 bullets to the back of the head.

 

[Criticalt]

So, I am the one that posted the link to get free signs.

Mine were delivered by a man in a red shirt. He put them in my driveway, leaned against my house. The next day, I took them out to the land and shot them up.

Two days after that, I contacted the local DNC and said my newly delivered signs were taken from my lawn. They brought me some more a couple days ago. I am going shooting tomorrow morning.

I will post the pictures!

Im still deciding what to do with them.
It sucks theres no pictures.
Maybe shoot them up and take pictures to post on the Democradic Underground to show how violent Trumpsters are......that would backfire.
Maybe shoot them, burn the edges and put them back in my driveway.
Maybe use them in some sort of pro Trump yard design.
Maybe keep them intact so years from now they will be worth money when people remember and laugh about that time Biden ran for president.
Maybe find my biggest Trump supporting neighbor and put sign in their yard.

Soooo many options.

 

[Saltwater60]

Thats what my wife told her.
The wife said, " what signs, did someone tresspass on our property to steal signs that were left by someone tresspassing on our property?" She has her moments.
Then I told the lady the sigbs are my property now and they would be "used".
The kicker is that neither sign has pictures of the candidates.....just words. Might just burn them.

I’m just going to put targets in the middle then use cardboard over the wires after I shoot out the candidate stuff.

 

[DoOver]

I give the chick credit.
We live in a very rural area with a 120 yard driveway, you cannot see the house from the road and we have multiple large dogs. She got out, petted the dogs and came to the door.
Our mail delivery lady wint do that. Shes got balls.

"She's got balls" pretty much sums up the sexual deivant Democrats entire political message.

 

[Cooolone]

And they talk about toxic masculinity... What is toxic liberalism!?

Who the fuck did she think she was? Politburo?

You did right, but maybe too nicely. I would've just said straight up, get the FUCK off my property NOW! Or else! That simple...

Those Watchtower people came knocking one time... One time! Lol

Anyways, good story bro
Hahahaha

 

[MillidotShooter]

And they talk about toxic masculinity... What is toxic liberalism!?

Who the fuck did she think she was? Politburo?

You did right, but maybe too nicely. I would've just said straight up, get the FUCK off my property NOW! Or else! That simple...

Those Watchtower people came knocking one time... One time! Lol

Anyways, good story bro
Hahahaha

Those Watchtower fuckers came to my house once as well... Just finished my midnight tour on a damn Saturday morning... Wife was asleep... I See this car roll up my 300ft mountainside driveway. I walk out my side door to confront these people trespassing on my property, and because I had just gotten off duty I had my service pistol on my hip. They took one look at me... Looked at my hip... Looked at me... Got in the car and drove off. That was 14 years ago. Ain't seen them fuckers since!

 

[Chevusa]

Order more and see if they deliver them again

 

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

That's great.
I don't understand the resistance to a democrat entering your property though. (I threw a census worker off my property last week and everyone kept asking why I have a resistance toward the census)

 

[1075tech]

Those Watchtower fuckers came to my house once as well... Just finished my midnight tour on a damn Saturday morning... Wife was asleep... I See this car roll up my 300ft mountainside driveway. I walk out my side door to confront these people trespassing on my property, and because I had just gotten off duty I had my service pistol on my hip. They took one look at me... Looked at my hip... Looked at me... Got in the car and drove off. That was 14 years ago. Ain't seen them fuckers since!

Similar here. I had just finished putting a tacticool stock and 18" barrel on my 870 when someone knocked at the door. I answered the door holding it down by my side.

I just said "no". He looked down, looked back at me, turned around and left.

I worked with a JW. Asked him if he could put me on a do not visit list. They haven't been back since.

 

[GOPerfect]

 

[MillidotShooter]

That's great.
I don't understand the resistance to a democrat entering your property though. (I threw a census worker off my property last week and everyone kept asking why I have a resistance toward the census)

Personally, I throw EVERYONE off my property. If I didn't invite you.. Get the fuck out! I mean... Why the fuck else would I live in the middle of the damn woods where the house isn't even visible from the street... Maybe, just maybe it's because I like my privacy and hate people... THAT MUST be why! No other explanation... Except y'all of course... I like y'all!

 

[TEOTWAWKI inc.]

I wouldn't go on someones property without permission bc I know what could happen if someone comes on mine. I guess I would be afraid of someone like me, and a lot of people are much scarier. I am very protective of my property though.

 

[gunpoliticsny]

Two days ago we came home and there was the Biden sign, along with a judges campaign sign....AT THE END OF OUR DRIVEWAY!!

 

[Criticalt]

Personally, I throw EVERYONE off my property. If I didn't invite you.. Get the fuck out! I mean... Why the fuck else would I live in the middle of the damn woods where the house isn't even visible from the street... Maybe, just maybe it's because I like my privacy and hate people... THAT MUST be why! No other explanation... Except y'all of course... I like y'all!

I usually wait to see what they want. Im not too worried about strangers.
In 20 years we have had very few unannounced visitors. Its usually just Bob on his bicycle. He is our neighbor from 1 mile away who stops by once a month to say hi. Nice enough guy. Has carried his little S&W 38SP revolver for over 60 years while bicycling or around his yard. Alway open carries.....even on the road......hes 86 years old.
I did kick a census worker off the property last week. I was outside when she pulled in. She got out and asked if she could ask me some questions. I said sure.
She said who she was and that she just wanted verify the census answers we gave online were correct. I told her they were, she insisted, I told her I was busy and would NOT be answering her questions......she left.
So, my wife took time to fill out the online census but they still wasted money to send an actual human just to verify our answers. Duh
I know she was just doing her job but what a waste.

 

[BDinPutnam]

Personally, I throw EVERYONE off my property. If I didn't invite you.. Get the fuck out! I mean... Why the fuck else would I live in the middle of the damn woods where the house isn't even visible from the street... Maybe, just maybe it's because I like my privacy and hate people... THAT MUST be why! No other explanation... Except y'all of course... I like y'all!

Entirely possible we're neighbors, you just described my hood perfectly. I know my neighbors- but we don't see each other much and we all seem to kinda like it that way.

 

[dsdmmat]

Im still deciding what to do with them.
It sucks theres no pictures.
Maybe shoot them up and take pictures to post on the Democradic Underground to show how violent Trumpsters are......that would backfire.
Maybe shoot them, burn the edges and put them back in my driveway.
Maybe use them in some sort of pro Trump yard design.
Maybe keep them intact so years from now they will be worth money when people remember and laugh about that time Biden ran for president.
Maybe find my biggest Trump supporting neighbor and put sign in their yard.

Soooo many options.

You are better off with no pictures. That way you cannot be accused of communicating a threat or a terroristic message. I only shoot pictures of actual terrorists or fictional characters. Shooting pictures of presidential candidates may get you a visit from the secret service.

 

[VietnamEraVet]

Down here, NO ONE trespasses up strangers driveways! It is well known that doing that puts your ass at risk of being shot first. Seriously.

 

[DoOver]

I usually wait to see what they want. Im not too worried about strangers.
In 20 years we have had very few unannounced visitors. Its usually just Bob on his bicycle. He is our neighbor from 1 mile away who stops by once a month to say hi. Nice enough guy. Has carried his little S&W 38SP revolver for over 60 years while bicycling or around his yard. Alway open carries.....even on the road......hes 86 years old.
I did kick a census worker off the property last week. I was outside when she pulled in. She got out and asked if she could ask me some questions. I said sure.
She said who she was and that she just wanted verify the census answers we gave online were correct. I told her they were, she insisted, I told her I was busy and would NOT be answering her questions......she left.
So, my wife took time to fill out the online census but they still wasted money to send an actual human just to verify our answers. Duh
I know she was just doing her job but what a waste.

See Bob?
Bob is strapped.
Be like Bob!

 

[MillidotShooter]

Entirely possible we're neighbors, you just described my hood perfectly. I know my neighbors- but we don't see each other much and we all seem to kinda like it that way.

I have only met three of them... The one who lives directly across the road I am friendly with, which is to say WHEN I see him, which is RARE, and usually when we are both driving down our respective driveways, we will chit chat for a few minutes. The other who is HIS neighbor, I see even less, and that is just a wave... But my Direct next-door neighbor... Never even met him. Met his wife ONCE while leaning on my truck at the base of my driveway just waiting for a UPS delivery. (New Upper receiver parts for my Grendel Build and huge ammo delivery at that!) She just happened to be going for a walk to get out of the house... That was about a month and a half ago. They have been in the house for over2 years...! But the building codes here require a minimum of 2 Acre plots. So all the houses are really spread out. And my house is WAY off the street. To the point where it isn't even visible in summer due to the woods in front of and along the sides of the house. (You can see it a little in winter when the leaves are gone) And that is just the way I like it... I am of the mindset, Stay in your lane, and I'll stay in mine...