Toronto Mayor proclamation: Menstrual Hygiene Day

[Blimey]

Guys, I know this looks like something from theonion.com. I googled to make sure, and I checked his account to confirm it is his real account and it doesn't look like he was hacked. This is, from what I can tell, actual and real.


I think it's high time we had a Perineum Hygiene Day, to raise awareness about the importance of proper perineum cleansing. Only by no longer marginalizing this topic can we truly be free of that taint stank we have had to keep in the shadows thusfar.

 

[BDinPutnam]

Douche.

 

[S&W Fan]

That was pure hemorrhaging of the brain.

 

[kev74]

So they want me to be a douche? I think I like this holiday!

 

[Deplorable Me]

 

[Saltwater60]

I tried to find it to tell him what an asshole he is but he tweets so much that’s like all he does.

 

[Twogunwilly]

Is that your feet I smell?

 

[GOYABEAN]

fishy smell ><> ><;> ><"> ><'> ><"> ><;>

 

[Carlos Hathcock]

Douche.

I see what you did there.

 

[Deplorable Me]

 

[Curmudgeon]

taint right.

 

[Curmudgeon]

 

[Dr. Evil]

He'll have blood on his hands for this.

 

[Twogunwilly]

Quit raggin on me

 

[Hillbilly77]

So menstrual day is May 28, eh?
And June 28.
And July 28.
And August 28.......

 

[Hillbilly77]

You guys stop making jokes.

Menstrual jokes aren’t funny!
Period.

 

[Darth]

I started reading and was thinking...is this a thing? Has anyone ever in history said "Ew gross, you have no BLOODY (lol) right to discharge in my presence! My father was a blood cell you dirty bitch!"

They it all became clear when they said "free products."

Oh, free shit wrapped in clever wording. When is defecation awareness month?

Because I'm sick of this shit, and you should be paying for it!

 

[Darth]

Is that your feet I smell?

Probably...

 

[Deplorable Me]

Toronto celebrating by handing out free Tampons.


No strings attached......

 

[Acer-m14]

i know that song ,, fucking Mayor cunuk wont come here for a cleaning lol

 

[GOPerfect]

Well, a clean cooch is a good cooch.