What's the difference between a wild monkey and a democrat?

[Deplorable Me]

The monkey can peel it's own banana before he eats it.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Wild monkeys serve a purpose.

 

[timboy]

Monkeys don't lie??

 

[minderasr]

Wild monkeys are smarter.

 

[Dr. Evil]

I like wild monkeys.

 

[Deplorable Me]

Monkeys don't lie??

Might be worth voting for a monkey.

 

[MikeM]

They sling different shit

 

[masterswimmer]

Monkeys can learn.

 

[prambo]

They sling different shit

Monkeys have a definite purpose in throwing shit - libtards just gonna sling shit, it's what they do.

 

[Bushmaster]

In plain view Monkeys take (steal) your possessions. Dems take them secretively behind closed doors.

 

[Robin]

M m m monKeyEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee!
Robintang

 

[Jsmegs77]

The monkey's lifespan, and thus tenure in office, is typically much shorter than your average Democrat. Also, they are at times much more coherent.

 

[meketrefe]

Monkeys work to eat, have structure and order.

 

[GOYABEAN]

Monkeys have souls

 

[Deplorable Me]

Democrats are actually more like bananas.

Born green, live a yellow belly life and die rotten.

 

[ProgSpear]

Monkeys have a higher ethical standard.