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dsdmmat said:
Well now that it has been resolved I can tell everyone what happened.

at about 0200 this morning @HEX and I were tipped off that the Just Us Department was going to launch a denial of service attack on gun friendly websites. The AFT and other Alphabet agencies were part of the plan. So we called @NYGuns and set our secret plan into motion. Several calls were made to several building reporting naked women were marching down the main streets of several major cities carrying signs offering free sex to agents of the alphabet soup agencies. So the denial of service attack was delayed while all the horny perverts in those agencies ran out of the building with raging boners. When they couldn’t find said women they had to go find a local peep show to rub one out. Needless to say they were pissed, embarrassed and wanted revenge so they started their attack a few hours late. By that time @NYGuns had hid the site behind a fake out of order internet site so their attack was unsuccessful. This fake out of order site gave all of you guys the run around ( sorry could not help it and tip off the NYS stooges). The Agents finally gave up a few hours ago when emails about the peep show fiasco showed up on Hillary’s secret server. The House of Representatives are trying to get ahold of the emails now. Film at 11.


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And no one's dogs harmed in the attack, I assume...good news!

So, am I the only one that half expected to see stormtroopers stacked up outside their door today? lol
 
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dsdmmat said:
Well now that it has been resolved I can tell everyone what happened.

at about 0200 this morning @HEX and I were tipped off that the Just Us Department was going to launch a denial of service attack on gun friendly websites. The AFT and other Alphabet agencies were part of the plan. So we called @NYGuns and set our secret plan into motion. Several calls were made to several building reporting naked women were marching down the main streets of several major cities carrying signs offering free sex to agents of the alphabet soup agencies. So the denial of service attack was delayed while all the horny perverts in those agencies ran out of the building with raging boners. When they couldn’t find said women they had to go find a local peep show to rub one out. Needless to say they were pissed, embarrassed and wanted revenge so they started their attack a few hours late. By that time @NYGuns had hid the site behind a fake out of order internet site so their attack was unsuccessful. This fake out of order site gave all of you guys the run around ( sorry could not help it and tip off the NYS stooges). The Agents finally gave up a few hours ago when emails about the peep show fiasco showed up on Hillary’s secret server. The House of Representatives are trying to get ahold of the emails now. Film at 11.


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So what you are saying is a server took a shit?
 
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dsdmmat said:
Well now that it has been resolved I can tell everyone what happened.

at about 0200 this morning @HEX and I were tipped off that the Just Us Department was going to launch a denial of service attack on gun friendly websites. The AFT and other Alphabet agencies were part of the plan. So we called @NYGuns and set our secret plan into motion. Several calls were made to several building reporting naked women were marching down the main streets of several major cities carrying signs offering free sex to agents of the alphabet soup agencies. So the denial of service attack was delayed while all the horny perverts in those agencies ran out of the building with raging boners. When they couldn’t find said women they had to go find a local peep show to rub one out. Needless to say they were pissed, embarrassed and wanted revenge so they started their attack a few hours late. By that time @NYGuns had hid the site behind a fake out of order internet site so their attack was unsuccessful. This fake out of order site gave all of you guys the run around ( sorry could not help it and tip off the NYS stooges). The Agents finally gave up a few hours ago when emails about the peep show fiasco showed up on Hillary’s secret server. The House of Representatives are trying to get ahold of the emails now. Film at 11.


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I knew it!! Just like I thought.
 
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kev74 said:
I knew it!! Just like I thought.
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He left out the part about the elephants (you really DON'T want to know), but basically that's what happened.

Seriously though, sorry folks about the disruption, but nothing to worry about. Wasn't even a major problem, just a very small and simple technical issue that needed to be resolved.
I haven't been feeling well (which is the norm really with health issues) and had been asleep for an unusually long time, and NYGuns was busy. So, what it comes down to is that it simply took longer than normal, due to circumstance, for us to become aware there was an issue. That's it really.
 
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Is funny when you realize you have an addiction you didn't know you had... Until it's removed and you can't have it, and begin to freak a little because you think it's gone, and you don't know how long it might be, or if it'll ever return again. Cold sweats, shaking hands, mind going a little bizarro bouncing all over the place, what happened, who did it, why is it gone, why, why, why...















Hahahahaha
 
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dsdmmat said:
Well now that it has been resolved I can tell everyone what happened.

at about 0200 this morning @HEX and I were tipped off that the Just Us Department was going to launch a denial of service attack on gun friendly websites. The AFT and other Alphabet agencies were part of the plan. So we called @NYGuns and set our secret plan into motion. Several calls were made to several building reporting naked women were marching down the main streets of several major cities carrying signs offering free sex to agents of the alphabet soup agencies. So the denial of service attack was delayed while all the horny perverts in those agencies ran out of the building with raging boners. When they couldn’t find said women they had to go find a local peep show to rub one out. Needless to say they were pissed, embarrassed and wanted revenge so they started their attack a few hours late. By that time @NYGuns had hid the site behind a fake out of order internet site so their attack was unsuccessful. This fake out of order site gave all of you guys the run around ( sorry could not help it and tip off the NYS stooges). The Agents finally gave up a few hours ago when emails about the peep show fiasco showed up on Hillary’s secret server. The House of Representatives are trying to get ahold of the emails now. Film at 11.


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fuckity fuck, fuck, I must be a CIA agent, when I couldn't get on NYG, naturally I diverted to my favorite PORN site ??? It wasn't working either. I figured the damn alphabet agencies got bored with NYGF and went to the porn sites and clogged up their servers. Fucking .gov could fuck up a wet dream :salute: :rock:
 
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Cool...back up and running. Thought I was having Verizon issues so I text our 1075 tech down south yesterday and he couldn't get on either.
+1 with phone numbers, and save them in your phone lmao...luckily I have his in contacts, others are in saved pm's here... couldn't access lol
 
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